The Last Supper

Well, after a harrowing evening spent in the produce section (did you check out all those effing lemons?!?) we are prepared to start the Master Cleanse. Tomorrow is Day One and we will be "easing in" by eating only fruits and veggies. But don't get yourself all up in a tizzy. It's not like we joined PETA...we still wear animal skin and will consume flesh on Day Twelve. Here's what was on the menu tonight.


Plus a little of this -


As you might have predicted, we totally pigged out on this fantabulous feast tonight, our very own last supper. We wanted to eat a wide variety of products as the Master Cleanse is so damn restrictive. Of course, you can't eat food - but did you know that you can't have anything to drink but water?!?

Not this
And especially none of this (Deana says BOO but since I don't drink beer I'm trying to act like I don't care when in reality I'm already drunk on wine)


So, we're off to drink ourselves silly (each to her own signature cocktail). It feels just like Fat Tuesday around here - and the pun was totally intended.